Here's another review of
Crichton's State of Fear.
State of Fear is a great read. Crichton is a master at interweaving science and story.
I've read a couple of Crichton's other books,
The Andromeda Strain, Congo -- and, of course, I've seen the Jurassic Park movies. So I was looking forward to reading his book
Prey, which I picked up recently at a discount book store (the only thing better than a good book is a good book on sale).
I did enjoy the book, but the overall message was disappointing and, in many ways, stood out in sharp relief from the gestalt of his next, and oddly more controversial book,
State of Fear. In the introduction of
Prey he gets a little more explicit about some of the conclusion he later fleshes out with his story, namely that man is playing with fire in the areas of nanotechnology and biotechnology and will probably destroy himself and the planet if he continues to pursue this forbidden fruit.
He mentions a report of genetically modified genes being found in native Mexican maize. It is just a passing reference, but the implication seems clear: mankind has opened a pandora's box and released forces beyond our control to the wider world.
I wonder if he's changed his mind about any of this nonsensical hysteria since researching the bogus science promulgated by the same groups that constantly whinge about the supposed dangers to the environment, people, and, for gosh sake's, the entire world for that matter, of genetic engineering. (They're getting so hysterical, in fact, one wonders if they aren't getting a bit worried that -- gasp! -- no one believes them any more. We can only hope...)
The eco-nannies quaking in their boots about earth-swallowing genetically engineered maize pollen that escaped captivity in Mexico are really, well, to be blunt - stupid. Let's repeat a basic concept of logic, shall we? It's a little technical, but hang in there, you'll get it -- I have confidence in you! Here we go: a difference that makes no difference is no difference at all. Whew! That wasn't so bad was it. So what the heck does it mean?
Just what you think it means. For example, if I said, "You can't cross the street." And you said, "Why not?" And I said, "Because you're wearing a green shirt." You'd look at me as if I had cheese for brains and say, "What!? What has that got do with it? Do you have cheese for brains?" And I'd say, "No, I don't have cheese for brains, you nit! You can't cross the street with a green shirt on today -- its Tuesday, nim null! You always forget, don't you?"
And you'd say, "You do have cheese for brains, Dorkus! What has Tuesday got to do with crossing the street with a green shirt on!?" And I'd say, "What is your problem? Did you leave your brain in the dryer too long yesterday and it shrank or what? You
know you can't cross the street with a green shirt on Tuesdays! Its an electrodynamical law, you idiot! You wouldn't want to muck up the fundamental constants of the universe would you!? You might change the gravitational constant by one part in a billion billion and the whole universe would fly apart! Or collapse into a singularity! Wouldn't want that on my conscience, but that just me. Go ahead, see if I care. But I bet you won't get a wink of sleep tonight! Unless you're evil incarnate, of course. Then you might be able to sleep the whole night through! Even knowing you were responsible for the deaths of billions of people and the collapse of the known universe! I might have know. Evil incarnate, you are! I should have known as much! I
saw you cheating at cards the other night! You didn't know I saw, but I did! Evil incarnate, indeed. I might have know!" At which point you would quickly walk away from me as fast you could, watching carefully for any sign that I might lunge in your direction at any moment.
And what has that story got to do with logic? Not much really. But it does illustrate a point, boys and girls. Green shirts and one's ability to cross the street have nothing whatsoever to do with one another. Likewise, how the maize got its ability to resist corn borers (or its immunity to roundup or its drought resistance or salt resistance or whatever characteristic it has that man put into it) and the fact that its pollen is spreading to other maize, as pollen tends to do, also have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with one another! This should be painfully, embarrassingly obvious, but let's look at another example so little Suzy -- who's looking a little cross-eyed and woozy in the second row there -- isn't left in the educational dust, shall we?
Imagine we created a crop -- oh, let's say, wheat; why not? -- by "conventional" means (that is, we don't use that evil, forbidden knowledge of the devil, genetic engineering but rather bombard its chromosomes with radiation and grow the little mutants until we find the one or two we like, then we do it all over again and again and again...) and, years later, manage to produce a variety that is "naturally" resistant to a particular herbicide we want to use to kill off all the nasty weeds and leave the wheat alone to go on its merry way, growing and growing and growing. Now isn't that nice?
But, oh no! What have we done!? We released this new variety from captivity and its pollen is spreading to other, genetically similar grasses! Ravaging organic wheat, even (cover the kids' eyes, dear)! And we have no idea of the massive alterations, substitutions, swaps, somersaults, backflips and half-gainers we've inflicted on those poor, mutated chromosomes! They might evolve into human-infesting nano-pollen-swarms, taking over the earth, turning us all into walking national-news-cast-talking-head-zombies that infest any human they come into contact with, forcing us to watch re-runs of Nightline and 60 Minutes over and over and over again! Nooooo!!! I can't stand it! Oh the horror of it all!!!!
But wait, that wheat variety wasn't produced with evil genetic engineering. We just bombarded it with radiation, massively mutating the heck out of it, that's all. Calm down, you nit!
Oh, no evil genetic engineer? Really? Oh, well, then -- never mind...
So you see boys and girls, the moral of the story is, never play with matches. And certainly don't ever use that evil genetic engineering stuff to muck around with pure nature. Even though
how something is produced has
no logical or scientific bearing on how dangerous -- or beneficial -- it may be to humans or the environment. Even though toxic cucumbers and celery and other dangerous veggies have been produced by "natural" means, and herbicide-resistant varieties have been produced by both genetic engineering and "conventional" procedures, we must never forget that genetic engineering is evil.
So, just to hit Suzy over the head with our conclusions, let's sum up, shall we boys and girls? If I produce a variety of maize that has some useful characteristic -- like resistance to some disease, like national-news-anchoritis -- using genetic engineering techniques, and another variety of maize that is resistant to the same disease, but instead use slower, less precise and far messier (genetically speaking) techniques that have been frozen arbitrarily at a point in time and blessed by their holynesses (the heads of Greenpeace and Concerned Scientists), then -- if their characteristics are really the same -- there is, in reality, no difference.
But one can be planted and sold with no testing or approval by any government agency, and the other requires the same level of bio-safety as a pathogen lab working with strains of Ebola, years of field testing under absurdly strict isolation requirements, selection of varieties that are "clean" regulatorily -- that is, that don't have certain "suspect" genetic alterations -- and millions of dollars to accurately assess the genetic changes, test for toxicity, allergenicity, etc., etc. Remember: they are the same. Not different. But they are treated very differently.
And don't forget, pollen from such "natural" mutant varieties, which have been grown for decades now, has always flown. But somehow, the varieties of maize in Mexico haven't been homogenized into one bland, Americanized variety. Somehow.
Repeat after me: genetic engineering is evil. Genetic engineering is evil. Genetic engineering is evil...